Greetings, fake footballers, and welcome to the Week 8 Ranksauce. Here are the facts:
1. Tonight’s NFL game goes up against the World Series*.
2. An anagram of World Series is “weird losers”.
3. An anagram of Ranksauce is “uses a crank”.
4. Another anagram of Ranksauce is “cause ranks”.
I’m just a simple caveman, but I’m pretty sure this means the Ranksauce uses a crank to cause ranks and if you don’t use the Ranksauce, that makes you a weird loser. Here’s you’re one-way ticket to Coolsville, U.S.A. in Week 8:
*In a related story, go Giants!