Tag: Maurice Jones-Drew

Neil’s 2013 Fantasy RB Rankings

After kicking off my QB Rankings last week, it is time to add the other backs to the mix, so…

Miller or Bush? It’s Miller

Deer antler spray, Flacco channeling Nick Swardson, Dan Marino doing his best Antonio Cromartie impression, Randy Moss poo-talking, and Chris Culliver…

Dreaming of Streaming: Week 10 Edition

You’re still buzzing from the Chargers’ defense’s 24-point atomic bomb last Thursday night against an ever-unraveling Chiefs’ offense that has…

Injury Report Week 9

Injuries start to mount up as teams are pushing forward trying to get into the playoffs mid-season. There’s a lot…

Week 8 Fantasy Football Last Second Decisions

It’s only Saturday, but now is the perfect time to start putting the finishing touches on your week 8 fantasy…

Dreaming of Streaming: Week 8 Edition

I felt your pain, heard your cries of agony, felt the sting of your varied and lewd curses. From my…

Week 7 Recap: Bad Mojo

As if the week 7 bye week epidemic wasn’t quite enough for fantasy owners, a pair of running backs went…

Dreaming of Streaming: Week 7 Edition

Your defensive streaming assignment last week was to let Brady Quinn wash over you, and despite the best efforts of…

Week 5 NFL Picks

It was a battle back sweep last week, and after a few weeks to warm up, it is time to…

FanDuel Bargains: Week 4

First up is our main order of business, The Fake Football Week 4 $250 FanDuel Freeroll! Give it a try…

Week 3 Recap: The Big Chief

Week 3 was one for the ages, as the Sunday slate was crammed full of overtimes, injuries, and big time…

The Injury Rundown: NFL Week 3

Attention to all FakeFootballers! Here’s another week of injury reports for all of you. I’m trying out different variations of…

Fantasy Football Week 2: Last Second Decisions

Boy, week one was a mess. Arian Foster was fine. Adrian Peterson was a beast. And the Packers and Saints…

The Fake Football Spotlight League Draft!

Good Day, Ladies & Gents! Welcome to The Fake Football’s Spotlight league. This league will include all your favorite FFB…

Fantasy Football Week 1: Last Second Decisions

The first week of fantasy football is here, and while we’re all excited with the potential this Sunday and Monday…

Week 1 Fantasy Football Mailbag

You have questions and I have silly responses that I’ve cleverly disguised as answers.  Let’s get the ball rolling on…

Week 1 Start/Sit

Hey fake footballers, I’m going to be writing the Start/Sit column for the Fake Football this season and I’m looking…

Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 1 Ranksauce

Fake footballers, I’m going to level with you. Week 1 is a bit of a crap-shoot. We have two frames…

Steal Ryan Mathews

You have 24 hours – 48, maybe – to break into the vault of your league mate’s insecurities and pry…

Beware the Bandwagon Effect: Benson and Olsen

Cedric Benson’s fumbleitis will suppress his fantasy value and Greg Olsen won’t get enough tosses from Cam Newton to achieve…

Two QB League Draft Recap

Jones and I, Drew, had our Two Quarterback Keeper League draft on Sunday. After finishing up, I was ready to…

Preseason Fantasy Football Mailbag

Seriously, how awesome are fantasy football drafts? Scientific Answer: super freaking awesome. I know I’m amped all day when I…

Links That Don’t Stink

Displaying his mastery of Microsoft Excel’s RANDBETWEEN function, Fantasy Douche is helping your feeble human brain comprehend recency bias with…

Mr. Fantasy Freak 10 Team Expert Draft Review

Alex Wiesner the main man behind Mr. Fantasy Freak invited me into a 10 Team H2H Experts League to represent the…

PPR and Non-PPR Fantasy Football Tiers

Here are my Tiers for this year. You can also check out Jeff’s right here. Just Click the “PPR” link…

Links that Don’t Stink

The Raiders essentially promised fantasy football glory for Darren McFadden this morning, people are using fantasy statistical measurements from the…

Catching Up With The Jones

Julio Jones has been the poster-child for preseason hype and for good reason. Last season he was hampered with injuries…

Snake Drafts: Position of Power

Posted by Jeff

The 30 minute warning before a snake draft is a very stressful moment in the life of a fake footballer.…

Wide Receiver Touchdown Rate

Posted by Chet

Touchdowns per receptions and targets are a couple of my favorite stats. Mainly because big fluctuations usually mean something went…

Touchdown Regression Is Depressin’

Posted by Chet

Since I’m no Neil deGrasse Tyson this research I just finished up on touchdown regression is as scientific as Triumph The…

LaDainian Tomlinson, Fantasy Monster

As all avid Fake Footballers can attest, running backs have routinely ruled the fantasy landscape. There aren’t many feelings as…

Mock Draft Recap: Pick 11

For the past week, 12 of the toughest fantasy footballers on the planet have been slugging it out in The…

Mock Draft Recap: Pick 10

For the past week, 12 of the toughest fantasy footballers on the planet have been slugging it out in The…

Fake Football Persons Of Interest

This column is written to discuss some players that fantasy owners should become familiar with. Obviously things change fast in…

Running Back Finishes

Posted by Chet

Running backs have very short lifespans in the NFL. They wear down, get hurt, fumble away their jobs, or just…

Week 15 Fantasy Football Crystal Ball

We have about a week and a half until we exchange presents and celebrate the birth of our savior, Tim…

Week 14 Daily Games Value Report

It’s time to take another look at players with the top matchups for use in daily (or weekly) fantasy games…