Hello faux footballers. Another season is barreling toward us like a runaway train and before you know it we’ll be lamenting the fact that it has flown by. So let’s revel in all the preseason. Read and tweet and watch and debate and enjoy the NFL as much as you can, because soon enough you’ll be dead, uh, I mean, the season will be over. Ok, so here are my rankings. I’m constantly working on them and adding notes, so bookmark and return for hours and hours.