2012 Streaming Defenses

Dreaming of Streaming: Week 17 Edition

Dear Brian Daboll, You’ve been great to us this season, and as this wonderful year winds down, we – the Defensive Streamers of America – want to thank you for your work as offensive coordinator for the Kansas City Chiefs. Without you, dear Brian, we would’ve been lost, left to seek other, ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 16 Edition

I whiffed, and I have no regrets. The Bengals’ defense was the quintessential dreamy streamer Thursday night against the bumbling Eagles, while the Browns’ defense – which I highly recommended if ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 15 Edition

I will not, I refuse, I won’t. Put it out of your collective mind, streamers. We’ve been fixated on the Chiefs this season, and for only the best reasons: They have ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 14 Edition

#LongLiveLindley, am I right? Here’s to hoping you plugged and played the Jets’ defense last week against what could very well be the league’s most lifeless offense; even worse, somehow, than ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 13 Edition

We should all, as civilized, decent people, buy Ryan Lindley jerseys this week. It’s the least we can do. It was the Cardinals’ rookie quarterback, after all, who saved us from ourselves ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 12 Edition

Don’t worry, everyone. I’ve sent a strongly-worded hand-written note to Sam Bradford, informing him that he repeatedly put our Rams’ streaming defense in less-than-envious positions in Week 11, as the ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 11 Edition

It’s been good couple weeks in the defensive streaming business. The Colts dropped a Week 10 Thursday night people’s elbow on the Jaguars just a week after the Chargers dismantled ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 10 Edition

You’re still buzzing from the Chargers’ defense’s 24-point atomic bomb last Thursday night against an ever-unraveling Chiefs’ offense that has been nothing if not generous to its opponents. Here’s a coffee. ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 9 Edition

I have anecdotal evidence that makes me believe many of you could not or would not use the Cardinals’ defense as your Week 8 dreamy streamer. Good for you, dear reader. ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 8 Edition

I felt your pain, heard your cries of agony, felt the sting of your varied and lewd curses. From my humble home in suburban Maryland, where I sat with a ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 6 Edition

The Vikings and Rams – the duo of defenses that I so breathlessly recommended last week to Fake Football fiends – warmed your fantasy heart, thanks in large part to ...

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Dreaming of Streaming: Week 2 Edition

I know you’ve been dreaming of streaming defenses because, like me, you’re a very sick person who thinks of little else but fake football. Seek therapy, but first, read about ...

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