2012 Rankings

August 4th Training Camp Fantasy Notes

Mock Draft Simulator | Draft Analyzer | Cheat Sheet Creator  | Draft Assistant |  Auction Calculator   If there was ever any doubt, Andrew Luck has just confirmed the treachery that flows through his blood. This became evident yesterday as Matt Hasselbeck – he who was going to supplant the former Stanford ...

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Staff Divisional Round Playoff Rankings

The second weekend of NFL playoff action is headed our way, which means there are plenty of playoff lineups to be set. To help with this endeavor, we proudly present ...

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Wildcard Weekend Fantasy Football Rankings

Good day Fake Footballers. I hope you had a nice holiday season, but it’s over! Don’t try to drag out your fun. Time for the real world. Work, bills, lack ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 17 Staff Ranks

Week 17 is a strange one in the NFL. Don’t believe me? Scroll down the list of NFL starting quarterbacks this week and try not to chuckle. Hoyer? Leinart? Lewis? ...

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Chet’s Week 16 Fantasy Football Rankings

These last couple of weeks are going to be awesome for many reasons, but I’m really excited to see how many records are broken.  The biggest is Adrian Peterson’s quest ...

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Week 16 Fantasy Football Rankings: TFF Staff Ranks

Week 16 is where the strong survive and the weak return home with no championship rings. Welcome to The Fake Football’s Week 16 Staff Rankings, the best the world wide ...

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Week 16 Ranksauce

If you are fortunate enough to have reached your championship game this week, you must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. You ...

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Week 15 Ranksauce

I’d like to thank Rashard Mendenhall and Brandon Jacobs for getting themselves suspended for conduct detrimental to their respective teams. They really cleared up the running back hierarchies in Pittsburgh ...

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Staff Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 15

If you have advanced to week 15 of your fake football season, congratulations! However, you probably shouldn’t fire up that victory stogie quite yet, as there are a couple more ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 14 Staff Ranks

This is it! The fake football playoffs have finally arrived! After all the rankings, waiver claims, and trade debate, it’s finally time to strap on the big boy pants and ...

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Week 14 Ranksauce

For those of you lucky skilled enough to make the fake football playoffs, the Week 14 Ranksauce is here to guide you on your path to postseason victory. For those ...

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Chet’s Week 13 Rankings

Here are my rankings for lucky Week 13. Or maybe not so lucky seeing how rotten the studs played on Thursday night, but let’s let bygones be bygones. I’LL KILL ...

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Week 13 Ranksauce

Hopefully you’re not triskaidekaphobic, fake footballers, because Week 13 is upon us. If you are, just focus on the fact that this week features every NFL team’s 12th game while ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 13 Staff Ranks

The final week of the regular season has finally arrived. For those of you nursing leads and preparing for playoff bye weeks, congratulations. For those of you looking at “win ...

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Week 12 Ranksauce

Hey fake footballers, welcome to the Week 12 Ranksauce. I’m really feeling the Thanksgiving tradition this week, so I’m going to kick things off with a ranking of savory Turkey ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 12 Staff Ranks

Week 12 welcomes in the glorious end of bye weeks, as well as a solid slate of Turkey Day NFL action. Sit back, slop another helping of yams onto your ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 11 Staff Ranks

// Week 11 is quickly upon us, and brings the last batch of bye weeks for the season, in addition to a huge crop of replacement quarterbacks. We will be ...

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Week 11 Ranksauce

Bye weeks are pretty annoying for most fake footballers, but in a week like this with 12.5% of NFL teams on bye, my player-ranking task is 12.5% easier. With that ...

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Week 10 Ranksauce

I had to hit the campaign trail last week, but it was all worth it because the Ranksauce has been reelected to its seat on The Fake Football rankings committee ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 10 Staff Ranks

// Week 10 has arrived and brings with it some exciting matchups and difficult bye weeks. Things kick off with Indy and Jacksonville on Thursday night, and finish off with ...

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Chet’s Week 9 Fantasy Football Rankings

  Here be my Week 9 Rankings for all your rankings fetishes (sickos). Ask me your start/sit questions in the comments and I’ll do my best not to make things worse. // Fantasy ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 9 Staff Ranks

It’s time for Week 9, which means it’s time to figure out how to replace Mark Sanchez and Shonn Greene in your fantasy lineups! On a serious note, New England, ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 8 Staff Ranks

// Week 8 is upon us and bye weeks are in full force yet again. Buffalo, Cincinnati, Baltimore, and Houston are taking the week off to relax, which means we ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 7 Staff Ranks

Is it just me, or does it feel like half the NFL is on bye this week? No? Just me? Ok, either way, strap up your boots and dig into ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 7 Ranksauce

Six teams on bye means we’re looking at three games fewer than a full slate of NFL contests in Week 7. To be fair, it’s not like many of us ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 6 Staff Ranks

Week 6 has arrived and decided to bring injuries and bye weeks along too! How nice. Scope out our staff rankings below and be sure to leave those questions in ...

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Chet’s Week 6 Fantasy Football Rankings

Here are my preliminary Week 6 Rankings. I’ll be updating and adding blurbs as the week goes on. Please leave all your questions in the comments and I’ll do my best ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 5 Ranksauce

Just like getting the real NFL refs back, the Week 5 Ranksauce is better late than never. Don’t worry, I already flagged myself for “delay of game”. I am typing ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Chet’s Week 5 Ranks

Rankings for opponent spankings — // And join our Week 5 FanDuel League if you are so inclined. Fantasy Football Rankings powered by FantasyPros

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 5 Staff Ranks

// Week 5 is upon us and bye weeks are in full force. Take a look at the Week 5 Fake Football Staff Rankings below, and make sure you’re equipped ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Chet’s Week 4 Ranks

Good day y’all and y’allettes. I have some rankings for you below these here words. Please read them and think about what you are doing with your life. You are ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 4 Staff Ranks

// The NFL season is a trio of weeks old, and there are some solid matchups headed our way in week 4…and we may even have real referees! Check out ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 3 Staff Ranks

Getting ready to build on that 2-0 record? Looking to turn your season around after an 0-2 start? Then join Chet, Jeff, and Greg in The Fake Football’s Week 3 ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Chet’s Week 3 Ranks

These are pretty raw right now, but I wanted to get them out to you early. I’ll be tweaking as usual until Sunday, a half-second before kickoff, so you know, ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 2 Staff Ranks

Week 1 is finally over. What a blast, huh? Unless, of course, you own Fred Jackson. If that is the case, I could assure you that the joyous screams from ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 1 Staff Ranks

// All that blood, sweat, and alcohol we poured out during draft season has led us to this moment…Week 1!!! It’s finally here! Now scroll down and find out how ...

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Fantasy Football Rankings: Week 1 Ranksauce

Fake footballers, I’m going to level with you. Week 1 is a bit of a crap-shoot. We have two frames of reference in which to evaluate fantasy players for the ...

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The Anatomy of Fantasy Football Rankings

First of all, my sincere apologies to those of you who mistakenly found yourself here due to the words “anatomy” and “fantasy” in the title. Because this is a family ...

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2012 Fake Football Staff Rankings

Here are our first Staff Rankings for 2012. We will continue to update these as needed. Please submit all praise and/or complaints to the comment section below. Thank you and ...

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2012 Fantasy Football Rankings: Jeff Brubach

Alright, folks. Below are my own personal rankings for the 2012 fantasy football season. Now, get a work related website up in another tab, and then go ahead and study these ...

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The Fake Football Drafting Tiers

Draft season is finally upon us! What? You’re not ready? Well look no further than The Fake Football’s Drafting Tiers. Not only can you peruse the tiers below, but you ...

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2012 Fantasy Football Running Back Projections

08/28 Update: Tons of running back updates below, including…you guessed it…the Redskins! Maurice Jones-Drew: MJD is still holding out, and Rashad Jennings has been named the week 1 starter whether MJD ...

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2012 Fantasy Football Tight End Projections

08/28 Update: Only two updates this time around… Jason Witten: Apparently Witten’s spleen may be healing faster than originally anticipated. Witten is a moose, and I wouldn’t bet against him making ...

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2012 Fantasy Football Quarterback Projections

08/28 Update: A new Seahawk enters the ranks, and other notes… Russell Wilson: As a Seattle native, I have paid plenty of attention to the Seahawks’ QB competition and am extremely ...

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PPR and Non-PPR Fantasy Football Tiers

Here are my Tiers for this year. You can also check out Jeff’s right here. Just Click the “PPR” link at the bottom to get to, um, PPR. Follow @Chet_G //

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2012 Fantasy Football Auction Values

  Here are Auction Values for a Standard League with a $200 budget. Have at it!

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2012 Fantasy Football Wide Receiver Projections

08/28 Update: More preseason action means more movement in the projections of fake football’s pass catchers… Wes Welker: I still believe Welker will be a solid option this season, but he ...

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2012 Fantasy Football Rankings: Chet Gresham

Hello All. Here are my rankings for this season. I will try to keep them updated as often as humanly possible. If you need me to update them 10 minutes ...

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Top 10 Dynasty Rookies

G’day Fake Footballers! It’s good to see you, or at least sense your presence. Hey! I sensed that! Ok, well here is my first installment of Dynasty Rookie Rankings. For ...

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