Welcome, Fake Footballers. My name is Jeff (not Foxworthy, Goldblum, or DJ Jazzy), and I will be coming at you with the 2012 Fake Football Rankings and Projections. We will start this extravaganza with the Quarterbacks. As everyone is aware, the NFL has morphed into a league of big points and big numbers, mostly through [...]

Percy Harvin is a dynamic player who in the first half of last season was often snubbed in favor of the less talented, well, less everything in football terms, Devin Aromashodu. If you take a look-see below these here words at the numbers from last season, you’ll see a huge push in production in the [...]

This column is written to discuss some players that fantasy owners should become familiar with. Obviously things change fast in training camp so keep up to date with incoming news, but this is where we stand currently. Rookies: Isaiah Pead – The Rams drafted Pead because they needed a backup behind the old and often [...]

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Mock draft season is here! Well, it’s never not mock draft season so, yeah. I did a mock with some other fake football nerds yesterday and my team is below. You can see the whole thingamajig when Lindy’s Fantasy Football Magazine or whatever it will be called, comes out. I don’t love this draft but [...]

Here is Adrian Peterson running around all willy nilly sans brace. He is out-running teammates in sprints. He’s going side to side now. I think he levitated for 2 minutes and shot lasers out of his arse. He obviously isn’t ready to take on Ray Lewis but he’s ahead of schedule and it’s hard not [...]

Running backs have very short lifespans in the NFL. They wear down, get hurt, fumble away their jobs, or just stop being good. So I like to look at how a running back finishes the previous season when trying to gauge how well they might play the following season. So I thought I would take [...]